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Goats Demotivational Poster


RULE 34(B) -


TAGS: goatse tree
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 8, 2009, 8:13 pm
Hey thanks, deltabob. You can't see me but I'm now smiling (it's really dark up top this tree).
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 8, 2009, 5:35 pm
Ewwwww! 5 thoroughly repulsed lions!
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 6:38 pm
A+++++++++++
LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 8:59 am
OMG this is absolutely hilari-HEY! Get your hands out of there!


TOP GUN - Negative Goat Rider, the pattern is full


TAGS: goatse
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Big Don

Current Resident - October 10, 2009, 5:44 pm
Goat Rider made me laugh...5L
MO - July 14, 2009, 5:41 pm
This one got my goat...5 head butts!!


MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.


TAGS: mountain goats mountains animals funny
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Gigi

Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 10:41 am
lol
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 4:08 am
Hammy on Spring Break.
[email protected] - February 13, 2010, 7:31 am
mind you he did allzat 2 get 2 the vegatation bhind him.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:12 pm
Spidergoat! Spidergoat! Does whatever a Spidergoat does!


female terrorist -




GOATSE - You'll Never Forget It




BADASS GOAT -


TAGS: goats best friend
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - October 25, 2011, 5:12 am
Bwahaha... you know, this one is also trained to ride a donkey... I have the proof.
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:31 am
Well, since Hammy domesticated his herd, I can see that. the rest of the goats in his region have them mounted facing rearwards to protect from Hammy's advances he calls "caring for the lost ones"
the1stCOMMI3 - October 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
just look at him there, eyein' her wit dem big googely eyes.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:11 pm
OK, I admit it, isn't a good poster...but Hammy would love the goat.


GOATSE - Because scientists are perverts...




SPEED DATING -


TAGS: hammy goats dating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - September 8, 2011, 9:09 am
Yummy :D
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 9:30 pm
Poor Hammy, goat5 'ar' Us
GySgt1811 - September 7, 2011, 9:21 pm
Looks like a field expedient, bio-based mine clearing op to me. (Wake up the cooks.)
TheLeprechaun - September 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I could tell stories about what I saw the Somalis do to them, but it is too much...even for Motifake After Dark.


RUSH HOUR -


TAGS: afghanistan goats sheep
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 9, 2011, 8:10 pm

That guy is my 3rd cousin, twice removed on my great aunt Zeldas side, we just call him Steve
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:49 am
Is it me or does that guy look like Rerun?
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:29 am
lmao!


GOD'S GOATSY - And the sky opened and bellowed with a loud thunder and horrid stench !!!


TAGS: gods goatsy
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Budog



Sunshine -


TAGS: goatse
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:36 pm
Is he related to Captain Bobvious?
agdaniele - May 22, 2009, 1:56 am
LMAO... well said, Sean
Sean - May 21, 2009, 9:28 pm
Thanks Captain Tardiness.
anon69 - May 21, 2009, 9:03 pm
GOATSE CLOUDS!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:40 pm
In that case I pity schlep's memory.
Sean - November 23, 2008, 9:33 pm
What a memory you have ... I hope. Dude was sporting a wedding ring. Well done.
schlepicovish - November 23, 2008, 7:54 pm
it does look a little like goatse, but no ring
Biff - June 29, 2008, 6:55 pm
Forgot a ")" there, at the end.
Biff - June 29, 2008, 6:53 pm
See? I'll fuck off now as I am starting to annoy even myself. (Funny how pro "newb"ed Roamer there -- though I think he meant "n00b".
pro - June 15, 2008, 9:31 am
it's goatse, you newb.
Roamer - April 11, 2008, 9:53 pm
Is it "hello", or "hey everyone, look at my a-hole"


GOATS - One letter can destroy your innocence.




GOATSE TREE - He'z a chargin hiz lazzer!


TAGS: goatse
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by defero

j - July 15, 2008, 8:27 pm
yea or tree sap
j - July 15, 2008, 8:27 pm
yea or tree sap
t. moore - July 2, 2008, 12:37 pm
make sure you where a rubber. lyme disease.


HAMMY - Sneaks up behind another unsuspecting goat and...




CHAMPION -


TAGS: goats fear the sword cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:59 pm
Pictures don't lie!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:23 pm
Ummmmm... you ain't heard nuthin!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:16 pm
For herding goats
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 8:37 pm
Did I ever! Er... ummmmm... I mean, yeah... now that you mention it, I see it.
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 8:32 pm
Did you notice the sword?
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:09 pm
This is perfection. "Champion" is just better with his resemblance to Freddie Mercury.


WHICH IS MORE BIZARRE? - That the guy is chillin' on the couch with a goat in the first place, or that the goat has the better hairstyle?


TAGS: goats animals
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by heathentod

agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 12:22 am
5L. Pure win... although it's about 4th on the list of problems with this situation.


INNOCENCE NOT -


TAGS: goats in the clouds i see
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 6, 2009, 11:22 pm
But now you hear a voice inside your head ask: "Wonder how far I can pry the thing apart before it tears so bad I can hardly sit ..." Then another voice pipes up: "Oh god, make the voice stop."
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Oops, forgot to credit the quote to Dolly Parton or Cicero, I forget which.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 11:19 pm
"Sometimes a chocolate glazed raspberry-filled doughnut is just a chocolate glazed raspberry-filled doughnut."
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
Shhhhhhhh..... find a happy place, find a happy place....
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
5L, but 'fess up... You seen the shrink about this whole post-traumatic goatse disorder yet?


QUESTIONS - Some are better left unanswered.




NINJA GOAT. - Holy Shit.




G O A T S I E - He's a goat and he eats his own milk!




MY SECRET - It's out




BAGHDAD - DO you have the ballz 4 it!! It'll put hair on yer CHEST!




GOATSE OF FIRE!!! - Sauron loves goatse


TAGS: goatse hell gate fire
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Fasoo

Kabra - February 7, 2012, 2:14 pm
Sauron?!?! :yuno:
Agent K - August 11, 2009, 11:28 am
lets see oblivion pic check funny caption check...tunnel grrrr anonymous RAWR!! 66394
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 11:25 am
funny, but still 66394


ninja goats -


TAGS: ninja goats butt from above
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:36 am
Thanks, ug. I was hoping for 5 goats instead though ;-)
ughomer - September 15, 2013, 9:21 am
Cyn ~ 5 Lions!


Head Butting -




WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HAMMY? -




MOTI-G-M -


TAGS: hammy goats calendar clooney
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 22, 2011, 4:10 am
You're welcome, Hammy! Did you notice the tremendous photoshopped name tag "U.S. HAMMY"?!?
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 4:57 pm
First time I've actually laughed, at a motifake in months :D
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 11:27 am
HAHA!


HEAVEN - For some of us its a little different


TAGS: goats on parade
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by axe11154

GaryO - April 27, 2012, 9:28 pm
Heh heh


WHAT DO YOU CALL AN UNEMPLOYED GOAT? - Billy Idol!!!!! Sorry Billy


TAGS: animals goats wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by hottrockr420

440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:07 pm
Hey i lost my virginity to white wedding.......my camp consular was into idol everybody else was a johnmellencamp fan.
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:13 am

maybe rework text into image & uploadto where the pun is site?


GRUESOME GENETIC MUTATIONS - Occasionally, they can be kinda cute.




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